Hi, this is your pilot speaking: we are experiencing some turbulence, but don't worry, upon landing you'll almost certainly all die instantly, which is more than can be said for the vast majority of souls ever ripped wit***t con***t from the indifferent fabric of the universe to find themselves in this mortal coil.
In the meantime, please enjoy the spread - as you can see, a trolley dolly is presenting it for your convenience and refreshment. And given the relevant contextual irregularity, there will be no charge at this time, so do help yourself. Now, sit back and enjoy our descent in this race to the bottom. Tally ho!
https://www.pornhub.com/album/66293802
--But seriously though, I'm in the middle of editing the most profligately depraved and sickening one-and-a-half-hour-long travesty of a film, and once uploaded, I really am as good as gone to the dogs, at least where any residual seemliness or propriety had once been concerned.
I have a fuck-tonne of messages to reply to, and I SEE YOU, and WILL RESPOND. But I wanna get this thing finished first, and cos it's SO DAMN LONG, it'll take an age to upload, wherein I will avail myself of a perfect opportunity to resume the tender and loving act of juggling 50-or-so cybersex chats.
Gosh, lucky me! xxx